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Posted 6 minutes ago
524378 Notes

cchannette:

jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

oh my god

Posted 7 minutes ago
150636 Notes

theamazingspidermoo:

barrel—rider:

Expectations Vs. Reality / Game of thrones

Posted 7 minutes ago
390962 Notes
damnaveragesheep:

stripperina:

rachellgmh:

I love that these ladies basically sent these dudes howlers.

At work the other day, a customer tried to take a photo of myself and another dancer, which is explicitly against the rules of our club. I grabbed his phone out of his hand, deleted the pics, and then proceeded to text his parent’s mobile number a message that basically said “I’m at the stripclub and I tried to sneak a picture so now strippers have stolen my phone and are letting you so you know that I’m bad at respecting club rules.”

dude

damnaveragesheep:

stripperina:

rachellgmh:

I love that these ladies basically sent these dudes howlers.

At work the other day, a customer tried to take a photo of myself and another dancer, which is explicitly against the rules of our club. I grabbed his phone out of his hand, deleted the pics, and then proceeded to text his parent’s mobile number a message that basically said “I’m at the stripclub and I tried to sneak a picture so now strippers have stolen my phone and are letting you so you know that I’m bad at respecting club rules.”

dude

Posted 12 minutes ago
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Posted 13 minutes ago
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Daenerys Targaryen is no maid, however. She is the widow of a Dothraki khal, a mother of dragons and a sacker of cities.

Posted 14 minutes ago
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Posted 15 minutes ago
331035 Notes
bekahboo2391:

Where has this been all my life!?

bekahboo2391:

Where has this been all my life!?

Posted 15 hours ago
17216 Notes

Myers Briggs by Mythical Creatures 

readingontheroof:

INFJ: Phoenix
ESTP: Centaur
INTJ: Basilisk
ESFP: Pegasus
INFP: Unicorn
ESTJ: Hellhound
INTP: Wizard
ESFJ: Angel
ISFJ: Genie
ENTP: Sea Serpent
ISTJ: Vampire
ENFP: Pixie
ISFP: Siren
ENTJ: Griffin
ISTP: Werewolf
ENFJ: Fairie

Posted 15 hours ago
432 Notes
  • otp: you're remarkable
  • otp: thank you for remarking on it
  • otp: i still feel like i can trust you
  • otp: you can trust me
  • otp: i'm not going to hurt you
  • otp: we can protect her
  • otp: it's not your fault
  • otp: hold on to me tight
  • otp: it feels really good having you inside me
  • otp: that's when we met
  • otp: i need information about what i don't know
  • otp: if you're not leaving i'm not leaving
  • otp: kind of makes him a hero
  • otp: i am happy to see you
  • otp: maybe there's another way
  • otp: do you have any happy stories
  • otp: i love spending the night with you
  • otp: i need a girl wednesday
  • otp: she must really believe in you
  • otp: someone i could really care about
  • otp: i think you deserve better
  • otp: there was no choice to make
  • otp: like a hero
  • otp: promise me
  • otp: i need you here
  • otp: you're my partner
  • otp: come home
  • otp: it's a gift
  • otp: love is the most powerful emotion
  • otp: i see the way you look at him
  • otp: just the thought someone that important to me
  • otp: you're not gonna lose me
  • otp: you'll always be my girl
  • otp: someone who can harness the light that's still inside of you
  • otp: whoever you love the most
  • otp: there has to be another way
  • otp: you are not alone
  • otp: i believe in you
  • otp: i need you to be safe
  • otp: i want to be with you
  • otp: i love you
  • otp: do you understand
  • otp: unthinkable
  • otp: you and me
  • otp: maybe you might have meant it
  • otp: you really sold it
  • otp: we both did
  • otp: let's go home
  • otp: she's his happy story
Posted 15 hours ago
59679 Notes

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

Posted 15 hours ago
138818 Notes

theyreoutofcontrol:

Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”

Posted 1 day ago
87402 Notes

komaedazzle:

i found this on my computer. WHEN IN THE LIVING FUCK DID I MAKE THIS?!

Posted 1 day ago
63129 Notes

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

Posted 1 day ago
100963 Notes

thegestianpoet:

"YOU SICK BASTARD" I shout

Jon Snow starts to cry. He has been fighting off this flu for a week and has been eating lots of citrus. He’s doing his best. 

Posted 1 day ago
319811 Notes

passionpayne:

brittapperry:

But like in High School Musical how does Troy not realize that his teammates have a webcam on him like how dumb are you

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He had his fuckin head in the game what do u think